If you’ve read my guest blog in March on http://persnicketysnark.blogspot.com
or my first blog for the month on insideadog.com.au
or even my new book, Something More, you will now be familiar with my Custard Pie theory.
Had another one happen in the last 24 hours.
This week was a really big scary week for me. First there was the CBC Book of the Year announcements on Tuesday and Something More was also released that day.
Then on Wednesday I had to write my first blog for insideadog and on Thursday I had to meet my first commitment as part of my Writer in Residence for Wollongong Art Gallery’s fantastic Just Imagine project.
My job was to run a two hour workshop for teachers to help them get students to write about the 12 art works in the collection. They don’t have to write about all twelve of course— just the one that they feel they can respond to creatively. If they wish, their work can be entered in the writing competition that runs between now and August.
So long story short, there I was driving back from my big day yesterday feeling quite happy that I’d overcome my nerves and done a fairly good job. I was thinking about dogs: what would I write for my next insideadog entry?
I could definitely do something scintillating. I’d just been scintillating at my workshop for sure!
All of a sudden a black scraggy mongrel shot out in front of my car and I swerved violently to avoid it.
I was successful in missing the mutt but my two left side tyres slammed into one of those island thingos that you see on a shared pedestrian / vehicle spot and the front tyre punctured immediately.
I crawled along to a safe parking spot and called the NRMA (LOVE those guys).
When the mechanic arrived he changed the flat and advised me to go along today and get the other one looked at and the spare replaced.
I just did.
And $400 later … CUSTARD PIE!
Next time I feel scintillating I’ll give myself a hard slap! |